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Hopefully, all of us must have gone through a mail or some blog mentioning different sleeping positions and relating them to personalities of different people at some point of time in our coll or school life... here is similar survey conducted from my side that took 4 years to get completed ....it is based on a bunch of different people pursuing some bachelor course in engineering in remote village of allahabad. Readers are left with mapping these personalities to real world entities.
The topic may seem pretty unusual, just tried to take something offtopic.
Those ppl who haven't been to the place and met these bunch of guys might not get the exact feel of what i m trying to put or say, but probably these ppl can map it to the person in their own universe of interest.
I am stating my observations zone wise. Again readers are required to understand the meaning of different zones themselves. For newbies, take a Zone as an abbreviation for corresponding sleeping position.
So Starting off--------------------
Zone 108 : This tall handsome boy always slept straight with a innocent smile at his face during the sleep. Sometimes he used to put his hands on his head making a rectangular photo frame with his face at the center.
Personality traits : Innocent and Smiling face denoted that this boy is fond of sleeping and is really innocent at heart. taking a gud sleep at the end of the day is one of his highest priority tasks. His innocence doesnt mean u can take his trip easily. BEWARE..u may get reverse tonic pretty easily.
Zone 109 : This boy used to wear minimal clothes when sleeping (upper half of body :P). He liked embracing the person sleeping aside him, placing his leg over other persons legs and then calmly sliding his hand over the other persons tummy. He enjoyed sleeping in front of cooler even in winters.
Personality traits: Please dont question his sexual orientation. He is perfectly straight. Wearing minimal clothes shows that this boy was not introvert and never afraid of telling others what was in his mind. Clearly speaking he was pure at his heart and fond of giving his GYAAN to others. Sleeping in front of cooler reveals that he is a real fighter and can survive in any situation (Not a very delicate human being like some other guys). And lastly, his physically intimate sleep points to the fact that he will be there for you in need and will always cover you from any difficulty.
Zone 114 : Its a special zone. i'll be describing two different types of sleeps that i observed ,
1st : This boy didnt believed in sleeping 4 long. its fortunate enough for me to see him sleeping some time. Initially he starts off the sleep just as a normal human being but as soon as he gets into deep sleep, his body suffers some physical changes...his body get tougher until it attains all the physical properties of Fe (iron). Also some times angle of inclination of his body as respect to his initial position sometimes changes to as much as 90 degree..or we can say from vertical to horizontal. Often I had found his head hanging by his neck outside the bed and about to fall back. This sort of mutation goes back as soon this boy wakes up. If he is made to sleep with 2 other boys on the double bed, strength gathered by his mutant genes forces others to make more space finally ending up with whole one bed for him and rest 2 guys smhw managing in a single bed.
Personality traits: His smaller sleep session denoted that this boy is fast and furious in watever he does. His physical mutation after getting into the sleep denotes that once it enters the enemy zone, he becomes very much attentive. His capability of making space on the bed shows that whenever he enters any sort of competition (let it be academics,bakar,xtra curricular activities and smtime gaming too) he can easily outdo others.
2nd : This boy's sleep is very rare. He can sleep under any condition irrespective of the amount of light, noise and tension (of exams...which very few can avoid) in the atmosphere. You never know when and where he is going to sleep and wake up. I have caught him sleeping on a not so comfortable chair and at early hours like 9 PM as well as he can wake up at 3 AM when the rest of the fools usually enter the bed.
Personality traits : Sleeping under such harsh condition denotes that this boy is very down to earth kind of person and will never get uncomfortable in any situation. The odd sleeping and wake up hours denotes the adaptiveness of this guy in any environment. He knows his strengths and weaknesses very well.
Zone 115 : Referred to as Area 51, this zone is of special interest. The tall and skinny subject living in this room was very mysterious.
Its very rare to find him sleeping. Sometimes u can find the subject murmuring something in the sleep. The time lag between him going to bed and getting into deep sleep is in terms of milli seconds. Usually he followed nomadic approach moving to different rooms to sleep claiming different reasons every time.
Personality traits: Murmuring in his dreams may compromise his non-willingness to speak in his non-sleep mode. Minimal time lag shows that this boy doesnt believe in wasting time (eg. fast castle timings during AOE* sessions). His nomadic approach towards sleep makes it clear that its very hard to find these type of lazy people. Instead of making some effort and changing the surroundings these people opt for easier options such as getting adapted towards the surrounding or better leave for other place in search of resources (like better room, drinking water,etc)
AOE* = Age of Empires, its a LAN game for some people but passion for us during college life.
Zone 140 : Tashan Zone. Guy belonging to this zone also used to sleep normally initially but at a later stage of sleep he used to change his initial vertical position into an elliptical shape. It was very difficult to figure out that some human being is sleeping between the sheets because of the skinny build of the subject.
Personality Traits : This was the most difficult case for me to analyse. Even such an experienced person like me (lolz) got failed to relate his sleeping habit with his characteristics. Here is a direct relation to his habits. People like him may carry an invisible signboard with them "DONT MESS WITH ME". sometimes these kind of people can be very useful for you as u just have to throw a challenge on them and irrespective of wellness of the results, he may do it leaving only u successful and this guy at loss. ppl like him believe in spending money even more than the actual worth just to join the elite spending club. These kind of people are very gud at heart,intelligent and willing to do anything for their well wishers.
Zone 139 : Guy in this zone is also a pretty interesting subject to analyse. He had almost normal sleeping positions but just one thing separates him out of normal community. Ability of the subject to sleep even with open eyes. The guy in this zone also was following a nocturnal approach towards sleep.
Personality Traits: Ability to sleep with open eyes (hunger for knowledge) and nocturnal approach proved to be of gr8 use for the subject who later on founded the concept of optical leakage and is a hot topic these days. But also his nocturnal approach made him a bit short tempered. Better not to indulge in teasing sessions which aimed at making subject angry.
Zone 148 : Guy that belonged to this zone was very difficult to trace down during his sleep as he used to lock the door from inside quite often so that other anti social elements may not interfere his sleep. Fortunately I was able to observe him sleeping. His sleep was pretty normal. What i found interesting was that he was the only guy in all the zones who always kept the bed and the bedsheets clean.
Personality Traits : Locking the door from inside depicts that he is hiding something. Not in his heart neither in his room...but in his talks. This guy normally used to talk in some encoded language which appears to be very difficult to understand even for the so called engineering graduates. Keeping bed clean denoted his crystal clear heart with not even an single atom of hatred and unkindness for anyone.
Zone 570 : Subject found in this zone was famous for his long lasting sleeps. Another sleeper of my very own survey. He always used to deny requests made by his room-mate to wake up. His bed timings were literally unpredictable....may be he wakes up till dawn or he may sleep at 5 in evening and then will wake up at 3 in the morning. Nothing special about his posture.
Personality Traits : Long lasting sleeps made him a bit...ohhh...sorry i should correct myself....very lazy. Because of his roomy's fault i.e. constant early wake up calls, this guy got habit of getting irritated pretty soon. His total unpredictable bed timings accounts for his totally confused behaviour towards life. God knows when is he going to be responsible in life.
